+ Cat photo

My cat Edgar will kill you out of love, if you let him. Today, in particular, this Bombay Badass cornered a lizard and psychologically taunted the amphibian for a while before gouging out one of the lizard’s eyeballs, rendering him a fucking Cyclops. Edgar eventually spared his life.

I’ve recently over-documented some of his battles with birds, lizards, and more. See here for the full set.

And, as the internet seems to be primarily built for cat photos, porn, and mp3’s, I thought I’d give you a bit of each, so as to quell your need for more of all 3.

+ mp3

Bruce Springsteen - I’m on Fire [Cousin Cole’s Bad Desire Remix]

+ Porn

[courtesy of crza’s 2tampons1hole.com philanthropic/fill-and-throb-it project]