looks like he found my stash

(thanks for snapping this, linds)

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“In case you didn’t know, print one of these, paste onto desk, and take over Western World.”

The Spurs swept the Cavs in the NBA Finals. While Robert Horry picks up another undeserved ring, LeBron [the amateur actor, not the rapper or uneducated basketball player] proved he’s not the golden child that could win a title by himself. Sucks.

A few photos from No Performance’s Hope Reformants during the last week.  Shit got twee as fuck.

Too much barbeque, not enough Eddies.

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(from Montreal AM 940)

“The city of Montreal will have to pay a Dollard Des Ormeaux doctor $30,000 in compensation because a drunk city employee ruined his grandson’s bar mitzvah. Dr. Peter Neumann had rented out the Pierrefond Cultural centre for the event. His lawyer Jordan Charness says the employee, who was later fired, made rude comments about female guests, stole and then wanted to sell ice cubes, toilet paper and hand towels. Charness also got into an argument with the bandleader who suffered a heart attack and was clinically dead. But he was resuscitated by Neumann.”

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haha! Thought I lost this.

NoPerformance’s (and perhaps the 8th dimension’s, too) first joke thread.

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mischief correspondant drewbs baldwin spotted this ghost-man imitator, vintage oxygen mask intact, 1 hour ago on the 101.

May means, to many, to be free to or to indicate probability. Yeah, exactly, right? Sums it up right? Yeah I remember Anything Can Happen Day on MMC. Wednesdays I think. And then Damon, Tiffini, Chase, Albert, and DeeDee broke off from the group and formed The Party in ‘90. Which brings me to what’s happening this Friday here at Landa. A Party. Read the rest of this article »