awesome party, featuring no performance visuals.  see the flyer in prev. post

photos + videos from the night here

weemer in the car from chris cruse on Vimeo.

I put a camera on Weems and he made up the rest.

Our very special hope reformant Sarah Dougherty gets shot by the Facehunter just outside her art show in México D.F. See her this July in LA at Found. See her Room Portraits here.

+ Cat photo

My cat Edgar will kill you out of love, if you let him. Today, in particular, this Bombay Badass cornered a lizard and psychologically taunted the amphibian for a while before gouging out one of the lizard’s eyeballs, rendering him a fucking Cyclops. Edgar eventually spared his life.

I’ve recently over-documented some of his battles with birds, lizards, and more. See here for the full set.

And, as the internet seems to be primarily built for cat photos, porn, and mp3’s, I thought I’d give you a bit of each, so as to quell your need for more of all 3.

+ mp3

Bruce Springsteen - I’m on Fire [Cousin Cole’s Bad Desire Remix]

+ Porn

[courtesy of crza’s 2tampons1hole.com philanthropic/fill-and-throb-it project]

new mix by crza
recorded live from vinyl

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in which weemer throws o-dog in the bath from chris cruse on Vimeo.

I know here in No Performance land our jokes are myeeeeaaa and our content psssshhhheeeaaa, but today we’re bringing you an important lesson in…economiccceeeaaaaa.

I’ve had my “identity” stolen at least 8 times since having a credit card. One time, someone used my credit card number to buy mail-order art and donate to the Canadian Red Cross. Understandable. Well done. Another time two “businesses” in Victorville, CA (it’s on the way to Vegas) racked up $5000 worth of purchases. One was called “Clothing & More” (come on) and the other “Mooring Detail Service” (you’ve seen my car). Now I’ve had enough.

Today I went to GNC to buy some amino acid thing someone told me to get. I looked at my credit card slip and it had my credit card number front and center. I started marking it out with a pen — why would I trust this pockmarked nutritionist porkbelly with my credit card number? And am I really supposed to trust her unhygienic face and disgusting body shape with my nutrition? She starts yelling - YELLING - at me for scratching it out. She wanted to void the ticket and redo the transaction. I LEFT THE AMINO ACID AND WALKED THE FUCK OUT.

Now I know that the majority of stores I visit have figured out a way to keep my number internal to their system - WITHOUT ever printing it on a credit card slip. Last 4 numbers? I’m totally cool with that. But, in this day and age, for the love of legitimacy, figure it the fuck out. Other stores have.

Below I will post full contact information for businesses that refuse to update their credit card systems and remove full credit card numbers from their receipts. I encourage you to scratch off your full credit card number off any receipt. Leave the last four numbers if you’re nice. Send me their contact information and I’ll add them to this list. I deserve privacy. You do too.

GNC
(all stores)
1-888-462-2548
contact electronically

USPS
1-800-275-8777
contact electronically

Bogie’s Liquor
2560 Hyperion Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90027
323.663.2183