fuh klefty!

by jonny
21/03/2008

 

I apologize that the execution of this video is pretty ehhhh…., but the idea is there.  Fuck lefties!  NIMBY

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Honorary Reformant Crehnquist

by jonny
13/03/2008

Hey, we at NoPerformance love us some real fakey-fakes, especially fake languages.  So, Crehnquist, if you’re out there, you’re one of us.  We’d give you an honorary fake key to the NoPerformance archives, but we don’t care that much.

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Dust is the new dank

by jonny
29/02/2008

Saturday night not only draws youths to Silverlake for the Matt Maust + Matt Wignall show at Found Gallery but, also, celebrates Monsieur CRZA’s new abode.  We celebrate in wonky fashion with images of dust, arpeggios of sin, sounds of somethings, mutants of munk.  If you’re reading this and want to know what’s up, send us a message on myspace or something.  I hope you don’t come.  I heard the actual Diane Keaton is coming to dispel myths [all Nordic].  Die.

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The Baron of Discourse, the Sultan of Cinema

by jonny
26/02/2008

 

[’Hooray for non-diagetic sound and extra-cinematic determinants!’]

DJ Robert Horry, pleased to introduce to you the Paline Kael of the NBA, Warrior Baron Davis.  Get Indie.

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black disco

by jonny
15/02/2008

tonight:

you might see:

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world on wheels

by jonny
28/01/2008

Last Saturday night at the World on Wheels monthly roller disco party was a shit showcase. Click here to see photos from Drew [pictured on far right, scathing].

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when i blew it

by ccruse
26/01/2008

just 2 guys

wasn’t the guy on the left in cloverfield?

[we confessed “when we knew” to a camera in a video booth at the queer lounge at sundance — and now we’re on the WOW report]

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Mommy says ‘no,’ but Tyson says yes

by jonny
16/01/2008

Watching funny videos makes me funnier.

Watching funny videos makes me funnier.

Watching funny videos makes me funnier.

Watching funny videos makes me funnier.

Watching funny videos makes me funnier.

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These Glasses Are Famous

by jonny
15/01/2008
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What’s the score?

by jonny
12/01/2008

Lynch’s big dick dream factory boycott - 1

New media devices - 0

Seasonal depression references -

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