I apologize that the execution of this video is pretty ehhhh…., but the idea is there.  Fuck lefties!  NIMBY

Hey, we at NoPerformance love us some real fakey-fakes, especially fake languages.  So, Crehnquist, if you’re out there, you’re one of us.  We’d give you an honorary fake key to the NoPerformance archives, but we don’t care that much.

Saturday night not only draws youths to Silverlake for the Matt Maust + Matt Wignall show at Found Gallery but, also, celebrates Monsieur CRZA’s new abode.  We celebrate in wonky fashion with images of dust, arpeggios of sin, sounds of somethings, mutants of munk.  If you’re reading this and want to know what’s up, send us a message on myspace or something.  I hope you don’t come.  I heard the actual Diane Keaton is coming to dispel myths [all Nordic].  Die.

[’Hooray for non-diagetic sound and extra-cinematic determinants!’]

DJ Robert Horry, pleased to introduce to you the Paline Kael of the NBA, Warrior Baron Davis.  Get Indie.

tonight:

you might see:

Last Saturday night at the World on Wheels monthly roller disco party was a shit showcase. Click here to see photos from Drew [pictured on far right, scathing].

wasn’t the guy on the left in cloverfield?

[we confessed “when we knew” to a camera in a video booth at the queer lounge at sundance — and now we’re on the WOW report]

Watching funny videos makes me funnier.

Watching funny videos makes me funnier.

Watching funny videos makes me funnier.

Watching funny videos makes me funnier.

Watching funny videos makes me funnier.

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